Some Outlandish Predictions for 2011
Mark Twain is responsible for popularizing the Sir Charles Wentworth Dilke quote, “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” As someone who bases many of his opinions on statistics, I could not agree more. I could take any player, along with any different combination of stats, and come up with two different opinions on that player. Anyone who has ever manipulated statistics to benefit their own argument knows exactly what I am talking about. But what about the other times, when you come to an opinion that has no logical basis other than you just feel it? Deep down inside your gut you have an inkling, an instinct that something will happen. There is no real rhyme or reason behind this belief. Most of the time when you mention these beliefs to friends they call you crazy, or some synonym of loco. The beauty of these types of beliefs is that when they become a reality, when you have used only your gut instinct to defy the laws of statistical analysis, it is a thing of beauty. I can honestly say that there is no better feeling in the world.
When I was 11-years-old, living in Houston, I told anyone who would listen how the Rockets were going to win it all. They defied all odds, coming back from a 2-0 deficit in the first round to defeat the Jazz, then coming back from a 3-1 deficit to eliminate the Suns, and finally sweeping Shaq and the Magic in the Finals to win it all; all while becoming the first team in NBA history to defeat four 50-win teams en route to winning an NBA title. What does this have to do with the 2011 baseball season though? At 11-years-old, I had no idea what statistics could be used for. I knew nothing about backing up an opinion with logical information. I was freaking 11-years-old! But, somewhere deep down inside I knew, I just knew, that my Rockets were not going to lose a playoff series that year. Maybe it was because they had the heart of a champion. Maybe not. Either way, I made a gut call about sports and it miraculously came to fruition.
Long story short, that premise is the central idea for this article. In the upcoming weeks you will find a myriad of articles around the web talking about people’s bold predictions. Most of these predictions have some sort of stat to back them up. Not me. I am here to give you some truly outlandish predictions that have no evidence to support them other than I “feel” like it will happen. This is not about me trying to predict the future correctly. This is about finding that 11-year-old inside of me who just believed. This is about having some fun and enjoying letting my imagination run wild with the endless possibilities of what could happen in a baseball season that has yet to start. So, without further ado, here are my outlandish, completely unwarranted, and instinct-based predictions for the 2011 Major League Baseball season.
Prospect Buzz: Jameson Taillon, Brandon Belt, Wittels, Sale, and Jennings
- John Parker of MiLB.com recently did a Q & A with the second overall pick in the 2009 draft, Jameson Taillon. Ranked by MLB.com as the #18 prospect in baseball – and yet to appear on the Sombrero’s list – the 6-foot-6, 225-pound right-hander provides a colorful interview in which he discusses his baseball upbringing, rise to prominence, and lifestyle. Taillon also mentions that Shelby Miller is a “really good” golfer.
- Although Bruce Bochy has stated that 1B Brandon Belt has a shot to make the club out of Spring Training, Crazy Crabbers still believes that it is highly unlikely. By delaying Belt’s arrival until late April or early May – provided that he’s still mashing – the Giants retain control of his contract through the 2018 season, as opposed to 2017 if he were to make the team out of Spring Training. Considering that the two rookies, Buster Posey and Madison Bumgarner, were arguably the main reason that the team made the playoffs and went on to win the World Series, perhaps this could be the year that Brain Sabean mixes things up.
March 13, 2011
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Posted by Daniel "Dee" Clark










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