This is the team I thought of before I learned what fantasy baseball really was. It’s a team of the ultimate MLB hotties, by position.
Remember, this isn’t just about looks. This is about the ultimate package: attitude, playing style, and for the pitchers- butts.
Now boys, don’t pretend this isn’t something you can relate to. Every Sombrero writer has an admitted male crush. During Gordon Beckham’s at-bats, Mike Rosenbaum resembles me as a twelve-year-old girl…watching Titanic.
Jair Jurrjens: He is SO good looking, that he actually looks sexy in his player card picture. NO ONE looks good in those.
Craig Kimbrel: If you’re into K:9 ratios, then Kimbrel’s got a big one.
Dave Robertson: Classic good looks + classic knee socks = perfection. His flexibility doesn’t hurt.
Buster Posey: He played at every position at college. Seriously. Every position.
*update- I am willing to nurse him back to perfect health.
1B: Justin Morneau
2B: Robinson Cano: DUH
SS: Ian Desmond
3B: Ryan Roberts: His smile says “I’ll treat you real good…”
his tattoos say “…with my penis”
Mike “I have a night-stick in my pants” Stanton
Justin Upton: He disappointed me last year, but I’ll always come back to him. He might as well be my boyfriend.
Logan Morrison: Lo-Mo took a foul ball off the face and played a double header the next day. I can’t say he’ll fare as well after a night with me.
and finally, my number one draft pick for 2011: Bubba Starling.
He’s got some tough choices ahead. MLB? Nebraska? My nude man-servant? Decisions, decisions…