Articles from July 2011

Top 1: Pedro Alvarez hit an RBI single to right against Tommy Hanson

Top 3: Alvarez grounded out against Hanson

Top 5: Alvarez struck out swinging against Hanson

Top 8: Alvarez struck out swinging against Jonny Venters

Top 10: Alvarez called out on strikes against George Sherill

Top 13: Alvarez out on sacrifice bunt against Christian Martinez

Top 15: Alvarez struck out swinging against Martinez

Top 17: Alvarez flew out to center against Scott Proctor

Final Line: 1-for-7, RBI, 4 K, 7 LOB

Notes: First off, I can’t believe there was only one sombrero is a 19-inning game.  I’d still take a 1-for-7 golden sombrero performance over Martin Prado’s 0-for-9 night.

Total 2011 Sombreros: 77

Bottom 2: Jay Bruce struck out swinging against Jon Niese

Bottom 4: Bruce struck out swinging against Niese

Bottom 5: Bruce grounded out to first against Niese

Bottom 7: Bruce struck out swinging against Ryota Igarashi

Bottom 9: Bruce struck out swinging against Tim Byrdak

Final Line: 0-for-5, 4 K

Notes: Bruce’s golden sombrero against the Mets on Tuesday night was his second of the season.  On a night where the Reds pounded out 12 hits and six runs, Bruce was one of two starters not to record a hit.  After Bruce hit a walk-off home run off Byrdak to clinch the N.L. Central last season, the left-handed reliever definitely got his revenge, as he fanned Bruce to end the game.

Total 2011 Sombreros: 76

This is the team I thought of before I learned what fantasy baseball really was. It’s a team of the ultimate MLB hotties, by position.

Remember, this isn’t just about looks. This is about the ultimate package: attitude, playing style, and for the pitchers- butts.

Now boys, don’t pretend this isn’t something you can relate to. Every Sombrero writer has an admitted male crush. During Gordon Beckham’s at-bats, Mike Rosenbaum resembles me as a twelve-year-old girl…watching Titanic.

Starting Pitchers:

Jair Jurrjens: He is SO good looking, that he actually looks sexy in his player card picture. NO ONE looks good in those.

Edwin Jackson:

Clayton Kershaw:

AJ Burnett:

Gavin Floyd:

Relievers:

Craig Kimbrel: If you’re into K:9 ratios, then Kimbrel’s got a big one.

Dave Robertson: Classic good looks + classic knee socks = perfection. His flexibility doesn’t hurt.

Catcher:

Buster Posey: He played at every position at college. Seriously. Every position.

*update- I am willing to nurse him back to perfect health.

Infielders:

1B: Justin Morneau

2B: Robinson Cano: DUH

SS: Ian Desmond

3B:  Ryan Roberts: His smile says “I’ll treat you real good…”

his tattoos say “…with my penis”

Outfielders:

Mike “I have a night-stick in my pants” Stanton

Justin Upton: He disappointed me last year, but I’ll always come back to him. He might as well be my boyfriend.

Logan Morrison: Lo-Mo took a foul ball off the face and played a double header the next day. I can’t say he’ll fare as well after a night with me.

and finally, my number one draft pick for 2011: Bubba Starling.

He’s got some tough choices ahead. MLB? Nebraska? My nude man-servant? Decisions, decisions…

By now you are all probably aware of my history with the Indians’ recent call up Jason Kipnis.  A former rival shortstop in high school, Kipnis is the first player who I extensively played with/against to receive the “top-prospect” tag and debut in the Major Leagues.

After two hitless games to begin his career, Kipnis stepped to the plate on Monday night with a chance to collect his first big league hit in walk-off fashion.  Obviously you know the result; otherwise I doubt that I’d be writing this.

Bottom 2: Carl Crawford grounded into force out against Kyle Davies

Bottom 4: Crawford struck out swinging against Davies

Bottom 7: Crawford grounded out to second against Tim Collins

Bottom 9: Crawford struck out swinging against Aaron Crow

Bottom 11: Crawford stuck out swinging against Greg Holland

Bottom 14: Crawford struck out swinging against Joakim Soria

Final Line: 0-for-6, R, SB, 6 LOB

Notes: Like so many others, Crawford’s golden sombrero against the Royals on Monday night was made possible by extra innings. His final two strikeouts were extremely costly, as the one in the 11^th inning came with two outs and runners on first and second, and the one if the 14^th led off the Red Sox final at-bat.

Total 2011 Sombreros: 75