{"id":6230,"date":"2012-06-27T18:25:11","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T23:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/?p=6230"},"modified":"2012-06-27T23:51:11","modified_gmt":"2012-06-28T04:51:11","slug":"the-many-hideous-faces-of-jameson-taillon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/archives\/6230","title":{"rendered":"The Many (Hideous) Faces of Jameson Taillon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jameson Taillon: Pirates&#8217; pitching prospect; looks as though he&#8217;s always trying to pass a long overdue bowl movement.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t believe me? Well, see for yourself:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Jameson-Taillon-Picture-31-e1282134908636.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6231\" title=\"Jameson-Taillon-Picture-31-e1282134908636\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Jameson-Taillon-Picture-31-e1282134908636.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Jameson-Taillon-Picture-31-e1282134908636.jpeg 285w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Jameson-Taillon-Picture-31-e1282134908636-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 285px) 100vw, 285px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It began in high school&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/JamesonTaillon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6232\" title=\"JamesonTaillon\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/JamesonTaillon-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/JamesonTaillon-300x240.jpg 300w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/JamesonTaillon-1024x819.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/JamesonTaillon.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A night after eating his weight at P.F. Chang&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillon_2012_prospects.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6233\" title=\"taillon_2012_prospects\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillon_2012_prospects-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillon_2012_prospects-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillon_2012_prospects.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Fighting a pre-pitch eruption&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Taillon_display_image.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6234\" title=\"Taillon_display_image\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Taillon_display_image.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Taillon_display_image.jpeg 290w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Taillon_display_image-217x300.jpg 217w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">About to give birth&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillonface.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6236\" title=\"taillonface\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillonface.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillonface.jpg 480w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillonface-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To twins&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillon2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6240\" title=\"taillon\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillon2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillon2.jpg 480w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/taillon2-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Prior to a DL stint for torn UCL, asshole&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2011-Bowmans-Best-Jameson-Taillon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6241\" title=\"2011 Bowmans Best Jameson Taillon\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2011-Bowmans-Best-Jameson-Taillon-218x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"218\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2011-Bowmans-Best-Jameson-Taillon-218x300.jpg 218w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2011-Bowmans-Best-Jameson-Taillon-745x1024.jpg 745w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2011-Bowmans-Best-Jameson-Taillon.jpg 764w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 218px) 100vw, 218px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A face so hideous it had to be captured on a baseball card&#8230;<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jameson Taillon: Pirates&#8217; pitching prospect; looks as though he&#8217;s always trying to pass a long overdue bowl movement. Don&#8217;t believe me? Well, see for yourself: It began in high school&#8230; A night after eating his weight at P.F. Chang&#8217;s&#8230; Fighting a pre-pitch eruption&#8230; About to give birth&#8230; To twins&#8230; Prior to a DL stint for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1300,6,16,11,13,10,14],"tags":[718,3308,3306,548,3307],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6230"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6230"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6246,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6230\/revisions\/6246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}