{"id":6009,"date":"2012-02-22T15:58:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-22T21:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/?p=6009"},"modified":"2012-02-22T15:58:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-22T21:58:28","slug":"brett-wallaces-thighs-the-eighth-wonder-of-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/archives\/6009","title":{"rendered":"Brett Wallace&#8217;s Thighs: The Eighth Wonder of the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/brett.wallace-thighs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6010\" title=\"brett.wallace-thighs\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/brett.wallace-thighs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"306\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/brett.wallace-thighs.jpg 306w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/brett.wallace-thighs-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 306px) 100vw, 306px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some little-known facts about <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.baseball-reference.com\/player_search.cgi?results=wallabr01,wallac001bre&amp;utm_source=direct&amp;utm_medium=linker&amp;utm_campaign=Linker\" target=\"_blank\">Brett Wallace<\/a><\/strong> and his massive thighs:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>With certain breeds of dogs, you can get an idea of how big they will be based upon the size of their paws as a puppy.\u00a0 At two-years-old, Wallace\u2019s thighs suggested a career as a corner infielder.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Brett Wallace\u2019s thighs have thighs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>With those tree trunks, all of his baseball pants are naturally pro-flared.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>In 2010, Wallace was traded twice due to his unsightliness in khakis.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Wallace has never sat in the middle seat on an airplane.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>He once tried on a pair of skinny jeans.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>He once got stuck in a pair of skinny jeans.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>He\u2019s never been considered top heavy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>His lower half was the inspiration behind EvoShield&#8217;s first products.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Brett Wallace can out-leg press Yoenis Cespedes in his sleep.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/brett_wallace_thighs_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6011\" title=\"brett_wallace_thighs_2\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/brett_wallace_thighs_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"301\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/brett_wallace_thighs_2.jpg 301w, http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/brett_wallace_thighs_2-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 301px) 100vw, 301px\" \/><\/a><em>Wow.<\/em><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some little-known facts about Brett Wallace and his massive thighs: With certain breeds of dogs, you can get an idea of how big they will be based upon the size of their paws as a puppy.\u00a0 At two-years-old, Wallace\u2019s thighs suggested a career as a corner infielder. Brett Wallace\u2019s thighs have thighs. With those tree [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1300,6,16,13,10],"tags":[2277,3199,3197,3198,201,510,454],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6009"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6009"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6015,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6009\/revisions\/6015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}