{"id":5079,"date":"2011-10-07T12:30:58","date_gmt":"2011-10-07T17:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/?p=5079"},"modified":"2011-10-07T12:32:43","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T17:32:43","slug":"please-make-it-stop-mlb-on-tbs-postseason-commercials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/archives\/5079","title":{"rendered":"Please Make it Stop: MLB on TBS Postseason Commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"

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2007, Dane Cook<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/object><\/center>Dane Cook. Damn, I sure don\u2019t miss that guy and I definitely don\u2019t miss his postseason commercials.\u00a0 He was exactly what we didn\u2019t want in our face on a nightly basis during every pitching change and half inning.\u00a0 I would hope that Cook was actually ninth or tenth on the studio\u2019s list, but was ultimately selected by default after everyone before him wisely declined. TBS basically auto-drafted Dane Cook.<\/p>\n

2008, Bon Jovi \u2013 We Love This Town\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/object><\/center>I think the only person who enjoyed the 2008 commercials was Dee, but only because he used to gush about his obsession with Jon Bon Jovi\u2019s hair.\u00a0 True story.\u00a0 It\u2019s probably worth your time to fast forward to the 0:42 sec mark for a Jermaine Dye sighting.\u00a0 See, I told you he wasn\u2019t extinct.<\/p>\n

2009, Bon Jovi \u2013 We Weren\u2019t Born to Follow\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/object><\/center>Two years in a row, TBS? That\u2019s Jovi-overload, or as I like to call it, Joverload. Anyway, take everything I said about Dane Cook and apply it to Bon Jovi. Sorry, Dee.<\/p>\n

2010, Kid Rock – Born Free\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/object><\/center>After Dane Cook and a double-dose of Bon Jovi, I guess the next logical replacement really is Kid Rock.\u00a0 Maroon 5 might also qualify now that I think about it<\/p>\n

2011, Tinie Tempah \u2013 Written in the Stars<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/object><\/center>Honestly, this makes me feel as though I took Dane Cook and Bon Jovi for granted.\u00a0 It almost negates all the excitement that comes with two game-fives on the same night.\u00a0 Ok not really, but you get my point. Worst. Song. Ever.<\/p>\n

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2007, Dane Cook Dane Cook. Damn, I sure don\u2019t miss that guy and I definitely don\u2019t miss his postseason commercials.\u00a0 He was exactly what we didn\u2019t want in our face on a nightly basis during every pitching change and half inning.\u00a0 I would hope that Cook was actually ninth or tenth on the studio\u2019s list, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1300,6,16,11,14,775],"tags":[2802,2801,2804,2803,2799,2798,2800],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5079"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5079"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5087,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5079\/revisions\/5087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}