{"id":1677,"date":"2010-11-01T19:34:12","date_gmt":"2010-11-02T01:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/?p=1677"},"modified":"2010-11-18T16:55:31","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T22:55:31","slug":"the-best-sports-sign-ever-the-best-sports-sign-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/archives\/1677","title":{"rendered":"The Best Sports Sign Ever?  The Best Sports Sign Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/100_1140.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1676\" title=\"100_1140\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/100_1140-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"445\" height=\"247\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to be upfront with you, reader: I&#8217;m prone to hyperbole.\u00a0 I say things are awesome or the best that certainly aren&#8217;t awesome or the best.\u00a0 On more than a few occasions I&#8217;ve proclaimed the Baja Chalupa from T-Bell to be the best food ever.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not true, and I&#8217;ll be the first to admit it (the Sourdough Jack from J-Box is the best food ever).\u00a0 But try to believe me when I say that I have seen the greatest baseball sign in the history of baseball signs.\u00a0 &#8220;Cliff Lee struck out Chuck Norris&#8230;with two pitches&#8221; works on so many levels.\u00a0 We&#8217;ve come a long way as a society, but in my humble opinion, Chuck Norris jokes are the greatest achievement of the human race (See?\u00a0 There I go again with hyperbole&#8230;it&#8217;s a slippery slope).\u00a0 They were funny at first, stayed funny for far too long, then stopped being funny.\u00a0 Because of this sign, they are funny again.\u00a0 Thank you, Texas.\u00a0 This almost makes up for the fact that you execute the mentally challenged.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to be upfront with you, reader: I&#8217;m prone to hyperbole.\u00a0 I say things are awesome or the best that certainly aren&#8217;t awesome or the best.\u00a0 On more than a few occasions I&#8217;ve proclaimed the Baja Chalupa from T-Bell to be the best food ever.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not true, and I&#8217;ll be the first to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1300,6,13,283],"tags":[1147,579,1148,584,61,617],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1677"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1681,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions\/1681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}