{"id":1190,"date":"2010-10-05T13:07:36","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T18:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2011-10-05T02:55:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T07:55:23","slug":"mlb-look-alikes-julian-tavarez-and-freddy-krueger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/archives\/1190","title":{"rendered":"MLB Look-alikes: Julian Tavarez and Freddy Krueger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Golden Sombrero presents MLB Look-alikes: Julian Tavarez and Freddy Krueger<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/2008021620080216952891.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1205\" title=\"200802162008021695289\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/2008021620080216952891-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"215\" height=\"260\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hhn071.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1200\" title=\"hhn071\" src=\"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hhn071-298x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"260\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>I met the guy in Chicago when I was 12 and let me tell you, he&#8217;s scarier than Freddy Krueger.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Still, nothing compares to Julian Taverez&#8217;s explanation on why he signed with the Washington Nationals:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/voices.washingtonpost.com\/nationalsjournal\/2009\/03\/the_nats_love_dont_cost_a_thin.html#more\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>From the Washington Post:<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Why did I sign with the Nationals?&#8221; Tavarez said told a group of reporters. &#8220;When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you&#8217;re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It&#8217;s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I would like to be a starter, but it&#8217;s like my father said: &#8216;You want Jennifer Lopez, but does she want you? No.&#8217; You just take whatever she is giving to you. So I just take whatever they give to me,&#8221; Tavarez said. &#8220;They give to me as a long man, I take it as a long man. Set up man, I take it. Starter, I take it. I can do whatever.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Golden Sombrero presents MLB Look-alikes: Julian Tavarez and Freddy Krueger I met the guy in Chicago when I was 12 and let me tell you, he&#8217;s scarier than Freddy Krueger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,809,13],"tags":[953,951,810,3456,3460,151],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1190"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5043,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions\/5043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thegoldensombrero.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}