Golden Sombrero: Mike Stanton
Bottom 2: Mike Stanton struck out swinging against Felix Hernandez
Bottom 4: Stanton struck out swinging against Hernandez
Bottom 6: Stanton struck out swinging against Hernandez
Bottom 9: Stanton struck out swinging against Brandon League
Final Line: 0-for-4, 4 K
Notes: This is just what tends to happen when you swing as hard as Mike Stanton and have to face Felix Hernandez.
Total 2011 Sombrero: 50 (wow)
This is acceptable ’cause black Matt Holliday drops dick.
I have a feeling Mrs. Stanton/Sombrero did not find this post enjoyable.